1
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Anybody home?

2
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Yes, sweetheart.
We're in the kitchen.

3
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Darrin, dear, this is Brian O'Brian.

4
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Well, well, Darrin me boy.

5
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I've been looking forward
to this moment, that I have.

6
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It's a pleasure to meet you.

7
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Samantha is grand. Just grand.

8
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Brian is a leprechaun.

9
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A leprechaun. Yes, of course.
May I speak to you for a minute, dear?

10
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- He just got over from Ireland.
- How about that?

11
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As I said, Samantha is grand.

12
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Samantha.

13
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- Will you excuse me a minute, Brian?
- Dear lady, I'll excuse you anything.

14
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As your husband and the head
of this house...

15
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...it's no more than common courtesy
that you forewarn me.

16
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I know, dear.

17
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Now, I've put up with elves,
warlocks and poltergeists.

18
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But this leprechaun relative
of yours is just too much.

19
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Darrin, he's not a relative of mine.

20
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Relative, friend of family,
it's all the same thing.

21
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He's not a friend of my family.

22
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- He's not?
- No.

23
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He's a friend of your family.

24
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We're very happy
to have you, Brian.

25
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Well, where else do you go
but to friends in time of trouble.

26
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- Trouble?
- I knew it.

27
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The very gravest kind
of trouble for a leprechaun.

28
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My last pot of gold
was stolen by an American.

29
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Your last?

30
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Well, every leprechaun has a few
hidden here and there in Ireland.

31
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Two of mine were lost
when they drained some bogs...

32
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...and bulldozed them for
a real-estate development.

33
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And then there were a couple
I lost on some confusing weekends.

34
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The last one I hid behind a stove...

35
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...in the fireplace
of the old Rafferty cottage.

36
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They were dear friends
and neighbours of the O'Brians.

37
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Well, then along comes this rich
American and buys the cottage...

38
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...and moves the fireplace
to the United States...

39
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...before I can blink me eyes.

40
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Before you could
open them, you mean?

41
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- The whole fireplace?
- Bodily.

42
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All your magical powers
must have gone with it.

43
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I'm no more than a shadow
of me former self.

44
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- How can we help you, Brian?
- Samantha!

45
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Well, Darrin, he has to find
his pot of gold.

46
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Samantha, no witchcraft.
You know how I feel about that.

47
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Yes, dear, I know,
but I can't get it for him anyhow.

48
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It's leprechaun gold.
It has a charm on it. I can't move it.

49
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Oh, I'll have to get it meself.

50
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Now, the name of the party
is James Dennis Robinson...

51
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...and he lives somewhere
close by here.

52
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Anyone that can move an entire
fireplace from Ireland to America...

53
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...must be a very wealthy man.

54
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Brian, you must be
very tired from your trip.

55
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That I am. And the time change
has me a little bewildered.

56
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You go up to the guest room
and make yourself comfortable.

57
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Thank you. I'll rest easy now knowing
you're worrying about me problem.

58
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Good night, cousin.

59
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Oh, my. It is nice having one
of your relatives here for a change.

60
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Samantha, he is not related to me.

61
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He's just a figment of the imagination
of my Irish ancestors.

62
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Maybe so, but that figment
just went to bed with your bottle.

63
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All right.

64
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I just have time to get a credit rating
on this nonexistent pot-of-gold thief.

65
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That's a good boy.

66
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Hello, Miss Spence. This is
Darrin Stephens of McMann and Tate.

67
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Would you see if you have anything
on James Dennis Robinson?

68
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Thank you very much.
I'll hang on.

69
00:05:04,162 --> 00:05:06,722
Prepare yourself for the death
of a very picturesque lie.

70
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Never hurts to ask.

71
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Yes, Miss Spence.

72
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What?

73
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<i>I see.
I need a pencil.</i>

74
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Is that so? That's very interesting.

75
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May I please have
that address again?

76
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Seven...

77
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Thank you, Miss Spence.
Thank you very much.

78
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Are you gonna tell me
or do you want me to guess?

79
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Well, all right. It just so happens
there is a James Dennis Robinson...

80
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...and he owns
Westchester Consolidated Mills.

81
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- You've heard of the company?
- They're a large outfit.

82
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And they don't do any advertising.

83
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Every agency is dying
to get their account.

84
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- And he lives near here?
- Right.

85
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And he has a fireplace
with a pot of gold in it?

86
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Credit agencies don't give out
that kind of information.

87
00:06:05,652 --> 00:06:08,644
Well, when you go to see him
tomorrow, take a look around for it.

88
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I will.

89
00:06:16,916 --> 00:06:19,635
It's an interesting coincidence,
your coming by to see me.

90
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I have been considering
changing my policy...

91
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...and doing some advertising.
- Oh, good.

92
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But I'll tell you something else.

93
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I have no intention of giving
my account to McMann and Tate.

94
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You're just not big enough for me.

95
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Oh, size is no indication
of quality, Mr. Robinson.

96
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You're right.

97
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Being little doesn't necessarily
make you good.

98
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That's what you meant, isn't it?

99
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All we want is an opportunity
to show you what we've done...

100
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...and what we think
we can accomplish for you.

101
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Now, your first advertising campaign
should have real importance.

102
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Something different.

103
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What's the matter with you,
young man?

104
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Are you nervous or afraid
to look me in the eye?

105
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Not at all, sir.
I was just admiring your fireplace.

106
00:07:04,473 --> 00:07:06,828
You've got good taste.

107
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This fireplace came from Ireland.

108
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I got it in a little cottage
in County Cork.

109
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Had it shipped over here.

110
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This fireplace is over 200 years old.
That's all hand-hewn rock.

111
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Is that so?

112
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Get your hand off of there!

113
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That's the original soot on there!
I don't want any fingermarks on it!

114
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I'm sorry, Mr. Robinson.

115
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I'm sorry, Stephens.
I didn't mean to be so sharp.

116
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But this fireplace
is my pride and joy.

117
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Yes, sir.

118
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To me it's worth its weight in gold.

119
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Just because there's a fireplace...

120
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...doesn't mean there's
any pot of gold in it.

121
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Oh, it's there all right.

122
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The only pot of gold I'm sure is there
is his advertising account.

123
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It's gonna be a lot tougher
to get than yours.

124
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Darrin, me boy, you helped me,
I'll help you.

125
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Do me a favour.
Just stick to leprechauning.

126
00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:01,536
Tell me now...

127
00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:05,670
...you wouldn't be having more of this
heart-warming elixir about, would you?

128
00:08:06,213 --> 00:08:09,171
If you'll stop calling me cousin,
I think I can find some.

129
00:08:09,508 --> 00:08:12,898
Oh, that's a terrible
heavy price you're asking.

130
00:08:13,263 --> 00:08:15,174
Oh, but I'll pay.

131
00:08:19,061 --> 00:08:22,690
Brian, when do you plan
to go after your gold?

132
00:08:23,108 --> 00:08:27,784
Well, now, there's a lot imponderables
I have to be pondering upon.

133
00:08:29,491 --> 00:08:32,324
It'd be easy if I had me powers...

134
00:08:32,744 --> 00:08:34,894
...but it would be asking
for trouble to go now.

135
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When the moon is new.

136
00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:39,582
Well, isn't it also dangerous to go
when the moon's full?

137
00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,195
Not unless he's full too.

138
00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,513
He's grand, Samantha, just grand.

139
00:08:45,843 --> 00:08:48,641
I'm pleased and proud
to be able to call him my...

140
00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,198
My friend.

141
00:08:58,775 --> 00:09:01,209
- Hi, honey.
- Oh, hi, sweetheart.

142
00:09:05,116 --> 00:09:09,268
- Hi. How's Tabatha?
- Oh, just fine. Sleeping like a baby.

143
00:09:09,663 --> 00:09:11,381
Brian's been
entertaining her all day.

144
00:09:11,666 --> 00:09:15,022
Told her about the time that he was
official leprechaun to Queen Victoria.

145
00:09:15,379 --> 00:09:18,132
Yeah, that's a real sleeping pill,
that story.

146
00:09:18,966 --> 00:09:21,639
- What's he doing now?
- Fixing your brown shoes.

147
00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:24,086
- Fixing my shoes?
- Yes.

148
00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:27,062
All leprechauns are shoemakers
by trade or tradition.

149
00:09:27,393 --> 00:09:29,861
He wanted to do
something nice for you.

150
00:09:31,147 --> 00:09:32,296
Darrin, me bucko.

151
00:09:32,816 --> 00:09:35,171
I have a splendid surprise for you.

152
00:09:35,486 --> 00:09:38,717
Your shoes needed fixing,
and I fixed them.

153
00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,873
Yes, you fixed them all right.
Yes, indeed.

154
00:09:43,203 --> 00:09:46,479
Wait till you put them on. It'll be
a new experience in walking for you.

155
00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:49,222
I'll fix up where I was working.

156
00:09:51,046 --> 00:09:52,764
He fixed them.

157
00:09:53,049 --> 00:09:56,166
I think I need a tranquilizer or two.

158
00:10:00,724 --> 00:10:03,284
That did it!
That little man has got to go.

159
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,195
- Now, Darrin.
- No argument, Sam!

160
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,596
He's going tonight! Brian!

161
00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:11,734
Anything you say, me boy.
You name it.

162
00:10:12,113 --> 00:10:15,185
After a long discussion, Samantha
and I have decided you're going...

163
00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:18,901
...after your pot of gold tonight.

164
00:10:19,455 --> 00:10:22,367
Well, now, maybe it'd be
better tomorrow night.

165
00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:25,018
Somehow I don't have the courage.

166
00:10:25,337 --> 00:10:27,248
I know, you drank it all up!

167
00:10:27,548 --> 00:10:30,381
Well, I'll buy you another bottle,
but you're going tonight!

168
00:11:13,937 --> 00:11:15,928
Allow me to introduce myself, sir.

169
00:11:16,231 --> 00:11:18,301
My name is Brian O'Brian.

170
00:11:18,609 --> 00:11:21,601
To whom do I have
the honour of speaking?

171
00:11:27,202 --> 00:11:29,636
I can't understand what
all the commotion is about.

172
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:34,666
I merely lost me way
on me way to a fancy dress ball.

173
00:11:35,087 --> 00:11:38,159
You understand how a thing like
that can happen to a man, can't you?

174
00:11:38,508 --> 00:11:39,463
Of course.

175
00:11:39,717 --> 00:11:43,232
So I took a shortcut through your
living room, looking for a telephone.

176
00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:45,330
I see.

177
00:11:45,599 --> 00:11:49,831
Now, if you'll take your big hands
off me, I'll be on me way.

178
00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:52,425
What do you want me
to do with him, Mr. Robinson?

179
00:11:52,983 --> 00:11:55,019
Lock him up.

180
00:11:55,319 --> 00:11:56,911
You heard the man.
So come on, Paddy.

181
00:11:57,196 --> 00:11:59,994
Let's trot on down
to the pokey, shall we?

182
00:12:09,837 --> 00:12:11,270
What's your name, officer?

183
00:12:11,547 --> 00:12:14,983
They call me
Michael Francis Xavier Fogerty.

184
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,459
Well, now, you wouldn't be Irish,
would you?

185
00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:21,138
No, Polish. Of course I'm Irish!

186
00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:25,707
Well, you must know then from
the manner of me dress what I am.

187
00:12:26,356 --> 00:12:28,745
Well, now don't tell me.
Let me guess.

188
00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:32,731
You're a nut!

189
00:12:33,114 --> 00:12:35,947
- I am a leprechaun.
- Oh, sure, sure.

190
00:12:36,285 --> 00:12:39,516
And I'm the Wicked Old Witch
of the West.

191
00:12:39,872 --> 00:12:40,861
All right, in with you.

192
00:12:41,124 --> 00:12:43,797
And don't give me any more
of that whimsy from the old sod!

193
00:12:44,127 --> 00:12:45,765
Whimsy is it?

194
00:12:46,297 --> 00:12:49,972
- Your mother was English.
- Flattering me will get you no place.

195
00:12:50,343 --> 00:12:53,380
Now, will you step in,
or shall I throw you in?

196
00:12:53,722 --> 00:12:56,395
- I'm entitled to a telephone call.
- All right, all right.

197
00:12:56,726 --> 00:12:59,479
- But do you have a lawyer?
- In a manner of speaking, yes.

198
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:02,691
Okay, one call. Come on.

199
00:13:06,404 --> 00:13:07,723
Hello.

200
00:13:07,989 --> 00:13:09,741
Brian?

201
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,998
- Where are you?
- He's in jail.

202
00:13:13,329 --> 00:13:15,320
- He's in jail.
- He's in jail.

203
00:13:15,623 --> 00:13:17,341
What jail?

204
00:13:18,085 --> 00:13:21,077
Oh, well, Brian, I don't think...

205
00:13:21,422 --> 00:13:23,811
Well, wait a minute.
Let me speak to Darrin.

206
00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:26,693
- Darling?
- You wanna go spring him, right?

207
00:13:27,012 --> 00:13:30,891
- He must be in some kind of trouble.
- It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

208
00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:34,498
You don't want Brian
to stay in jail, do you?

209
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,785
Darrin?

210
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,215
Darrin.

211
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,315
- I'm thinking.
- Oh, really.

212
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,408
Okay. Go on down
and get him out.

213
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,973
But after that,
absolutely no more witchcraft!

214
00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:48,602
All right, Brian.
I'll meet you in your cell.

215
00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:52,986
Oh, yes. He is grand, isn't he?

216
00:14:00,343 --> 00:14:04,097
Samantha, you look beautiful,
charming.

217
00:14:04,473 --> 00:14:05,792
That's enough of that, Brian.

218
00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:08,856
I must remind you that although
you may not be a workingman...

219
00:14:09,187 --> 00:14:11,417
...my husband is,
and you're disturbing his sleep.

220
00:14:11,732 --> 00:14:15,168
Is he angry with me now?
I wouldn't have that for the world.

221
00:14:15,528 --> 00:14:16,927
We have to get you out of here.

222
00:14:17,197 --> 00:14:19,153
Then we have to decide how
to get your gold.

223
00:14:19,449 --> 00:14:21,326
- Take my hand.
- Now, just a moment.

224
00:14:21,619 --> 00:14:23,849
I'd like to leave an insulting note...

225
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,677
...for the black Irishman
that arrested me, you know?

226
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,118
- I'm leaving, Brian. Now!
- And I'm going with you.

227
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,888
Hey, nutsy,
I brought you some coffee.

228
00:14:41,392 --> 00:14:43,701
I think I need a little nip.

229
00:14:46,899 --> 00:14:49,333
Darrin, me boy, how nice
of you to wait up for me.

230
00:14:49,652 --> 00:14:52,803
There's real friendship for you.
Here, I brought you a cup of coffee.

231
00:14:53,156 --> 00:14:55,067
You are a disgrace to the O'Brians.

232
00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:58,598
You've set the cause of leprechauns
back 1000 years. You're a bungler!

233
00:14:58,955 --> 00:15:01,469
Don't you love him
when he's like that, Samantha?

234
00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:03,748
Full of the O'Brian fire.

235
00:15:04,044 --> 00:15:06,080
I have the perfect solution
for your troubles.

236
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:08,575
Samantha here will take me
to the Robinson house.

237
00:15:08,883 --> 00:15:10,601
I'll get me gold from the fireplace...

238
00:15:10,886 --> 00:15:13,480
...and with me powers restored
to full strength...

239
00:15:13,806 --> 00:15:16,798
...I'll remove meself from
your kind hospitality.

240
00:15:19,229 --> 00:15:22,027
- Well?
- The answer is no!

241
00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:25,581
Oh, but, Darrin, it would
only take a moment or two.

242
00:15:26,237 --> 00:15:28,592
- No.
- Think of the position we're in.

243
00:15:28,907 --> 00:15:32,058
We have a hot leprechaun
on our hands.

244
00:15:34,539 --> 00:15:35,767
What is it?

245
00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:39,238
I'm wondering if there'll be
a reward out for him.

246
00:15:40,254 --> 00:15:43,883
An O'Brian an informer? Never!

247
00:15:44,259 --> 00:15:45,977
Somebody always has to be the first.

248
00:15:46,261 --> 00:15:48,411
Goodbye, Brian.
I've got a long day ahead of me.

249
00:15:48,722 --> 00:15:50,041
I'm going back to bed.

250
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,223
- Goodbye, cousin.
- I am sorry, Brian.

251
00:15:56,565 --> 00:15:59,318
- But we did our best.
- Oh, you're grand. Both of you.

252
00:15:59,652 --> 00:16:01,324
Just grand.

253
00:16:01,613 --> 00:16:04,730
But I guess this will be
the end of me now.

254
00:16:05,075 --> 00:16:07,305
I'm a stranger in a strange land.

255
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,451
Well, maybe it'll work out somehow.

256
00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:11,768
No.

257
00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:14,431
Without me pot of gold,
I'm just another old man...

258
00:16:14,754 --> 00:16:16,346
...you'd pass by in the street...

259
00:16:16,631 --> 00:16:19,703
...hat in hand,
taking pennies from passers-by.

260
00:16:21,386 --> 00:16:22,660
Now, Brian...

261
00:16:22,930 --> 00:16:26,286
Sick at heart, wearing a brave
but trembling smile.

262
00:16:26,643 --> 00:16:29,203
- Well, you know I wanna help you.
- Dogs barking at me.

263
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,398
Little children making a mock of me.

264
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,362
But bearing no rancour in me heart...

265
00:16:33,651 --> 00:16:36,245
...because you couldn't spare me
the five minutes help...

266
00:16:36,571 --> 00:16:38,721
...that would've kept me
from the downward path.

267
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:42,911
- Well, Brian...
- I'll be leaving you now, Samantha.

268
00:16:43,663 --> 00:16:45,813
Try and forget me.

269
00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:51,615
Be as happy as you can.

270
00:16:54,634 --> 00:16:57,706
I'll always think kindly of you.

271
00:17:05,105 --> 00:17:09,621
Brian, if you promise never
to tell Darrin, I'll go with you.

272
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,504
You will? Oh, bless you.

273
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,053
But let's go. I want to get back
as soon as I can.

274
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,925
Hang on.

275
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,332
There's the old fireplace.

276
00:17:25,338 --> 00:17:27,408
It's four to the left,
one, two, three, four...

277
00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:29,592
...and eight down,
one, two, three, four...

278
00:17:30,719 --> 00:17:32,437
There's the monsters.

279
00:17:37,686 --> 00:17:39,438
Splendid work.

280
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:44,182
Well, that's better. Oh, pardon me.

281
00:17:44,569 --> 00:17:46,446
My goodness gracious.

282
00:17:46,738 --> 00:17:49,855
Now, you two keep very quiet
and behave yourselves.

283
00:17:50,201 --> 00:17:52,078
We're very busy.

284
00:17:52,954 --> 00:17:54,751
Stay there.

285
00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:57,815
You have a real touch.

286
00:17:58,085 --> 00:18:00,519
Never mind the flattery.
Just find your pot of gold.

287
00:18:00,838 --> 00:18:02,988
Right. One, two, three, four...

288
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,870
And out she goes.

289
00:18:07,596 --> 00:18:09,951
Here she comes.

290
00:18:18,776 --> 00:18:20,653
What's the matter?

291
00:18:21,071 --> 00:18:24,461
- Saints preserve us, it's gone.
- Brian!

292
00:18:24,825 --> 00:18:28,101
- But it was here. I know it was here.
- Darrin's right. You are a bungler.

293
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:29,774
But, Samantha...

294
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:33,669
You probably lost that the same way
you lost all the others.

295
00:18:34,045 --> 00:18:36,684
No. I swear it was here
when the fireplace was moved.

296
00:18:37,006 --> 00:18:41,318
It was me last pot, Samantha.
Me security against me old age.

297
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,359
How dare you involve me
in this wild goose chase.

298
00:18:45,475 --> 00:18:48,433
Now, we are going back,
and you are going on your way.

299
00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:52,160
No, I tell you. It was right
in this hole behind the stone.

300
00:18:53,401 --> 00:18:55,039
Good evening.

301
00:18:55,987 --> 00:18:57,818
Is this what you're looking for?

302
00:18:58,657 --> 00:19:00,807
That's it! It's me crock!

303
00:19:01,118 --> 00:19:04,474
Let me correct you.
It is not your crock. It's me crock!

304
00:19:05,165 --> 00:19:08,635
I don't know how you got out of jail,
but I know how you're getting in again.

305
00:19:09,003 --> 00:19:12,712
And this time you're going to have
some very pleasant company.

306
00:19:13,091 --> 00:19:17,130
Mr. Robinson, I know this may
all seem very strange to you, but...

307
00:19:17,513 --> 00:19:21,062
Not at all.
Why it happens every night.

308
00:19:21,434 --> 00:19:23,106
The police are gonna get
very tired...

309
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:26,228
...of my waking them up
in the middle of the night.

310
00:19:32,698 --> 00:19:36,407
Mr. Robinson,
Mr. O'Brian here is from Ireland...

311
00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:41,143
...and he had hidden that pot
in the fireplace before you bought it.

312
00:20:03,526 --> 00:20:05,164
You know...

313
00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:08,562
...something tells me I haven't
heard the real story yet.

314
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:13,504
Well, there's nothing left for me to do
but to reveal meself to this creature.

315
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:20,053
Sir, you are looking at
an authentic Irish leprechaun.

316
00:20:21,339 --> 00:20:22,658
A leprechaun?

317
00:20:23,216 --> 00:20:26,526
I am the lovable leprechaun
of County Cork.

318
00:20:32,144 --> 00:20:33,896
Well, I tried. He doesn't believe it.

319
00:20:34,188 --> 00:20:37,339
But, my dear sir,
of course I believe you.

320
00:20:37,692 --> 00:20:39,808
- You do?
- Well, naturally.

321
00:20:40,111 --> 00:20:43,069
- I'm Irish too.
- Robinson?

322
00:20:43,407 --> 00:20:46,717
Where do you think the Dennis
in my name came from?

323
00:20:47,078 --> 00:20:50,275
My sainted grandfather,
may his soul rest in peace...

324
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,501
...was a Mahoney.

325
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:57,662
Many is the story he's told me
about meeting leprechauns in his day.

326
00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:01,644
I wouldn't dream of keeping this now.

327
00:21:02,138 --> 00:21:03,969
It's yours.

328
00:21:05,892 --> 00:21:07,848
Thank you. Thank you. Bless you.

329
00:21:08,145 --> 00:21:10,181
Now, you see, Samantha,
I wasn't lying to you.

330
00:21:10,481 --> 00:21:11,880
Oh, forgive me, Brian.

331
00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:14,061
- And this fair colleen?
- She...

332
00:21:14,361 --> 00:21:16,238
Mr. Robinson,
I'm Mrs. Darrin Stephens.

333
00:21:16,530 --> 00:21:19,203
You remember, he was here
talking to you about advertising.

334
00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:21,012
Oh, yes. McMann and Tate.

335
00:21:21,286 --> 00:21:22,878
Yes. You see, as a matter of fact...

336
00:21:23,163 --> 00:21:26,314
...his grandmother
was also from County Cork.

337
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:29,977
It's all very clear to me now.

338
00:21:31,339 --> 00:21:33,409
Those two Chihuahuas...

339
00:21:33,717 --> 00:21:36,356
...they wouldn't be
my dogs, now, would they?

340
00:21:37,305 --> 00:21:40,456
- Brian.
- My pleasure.

341
00:21:44,730 --> 00:21:46,322
Well done!

342
00:21:46,607 --> 00:21:50,156
- May I shake your hand, sir?
- Certainly, sir.

343
00:21:50,529 --> 00:21:52,360
- I got you!
- Let go of me arm.

344
00:21:52,656 --> 00:21:54,089
Now, I remember another story...

345
00:21:54,367 --> 00:21:56,358
...my grandfather
told me about leprechauns.

346
00:21:56,661 --> 00:21:59,778
If you catch one,
he has to grant you a wish, right?

347
00:22:00,374 --> 00:22:02,729
- Those are the rules.
- Very well.

348
00:22:03,169 --> 00:22:06,400
Now, my mills are putting out
a brand-new line of Irish linen.

349
00:22:06,756 --> 00:22:08,872
For the first time,
I'm going to advertise.

350
00:22:09,176 --> 00:22:11,087
I want to use your picture
as the symbol...

351
00:22:11,387 --> 00:22:13,025
...as the trademark for my product.

352
00:22:13,306 --> 00:22:14,659
Mr. Robinson!

353
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:17,527
Leprechauns never lend themself
to commercial enterprises.

354
00:22:17,853 --> 00:22:18,808
Never.

355
00:22:19,063 --> 00:22:22,339
Well, he'll be well paid
for his services.

356
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,259
And I guarantee you,
he'll make enough...

357
00:22:25,571 --> 00:22:28,369
...to fill up more pots of gold
than he's ever seen before.

358
00:22:29,075 --> 00:22:31,794
Well, now, your eloquence
has convinced me, sir.

359
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:35,237
- Your wish is granted.
- Thank you.

360
00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:38,836
- But I have a wish of me own.
- Very well, Mr. O'Brian.

361
00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:41,764
I want to have a sympathetic
and understanding presentation...

362
00:22:42,090 --> 00:22:43,045
...of me image.

363
00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:44,972
And who could be
more understanding...

364
00:22:45,261 --> 00:22:48,412
...than me dear friend,
Mr. Darrin Stephens.

365
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:53,536
Very well, Mr. O'Brian.
Your wish is granted too.

366
00:22:54,105 --> 00:22:57,097
Oh, thank you, Mr. Robinson.
May I break the news to him?

367
00:22:57,442 --> 00:22:59,433
Of course, my dear.

368
00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:02,648
Mr. O'Brian, what is it?

369
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:06,543
Me throat's a bit dry
with all that talking.

370
00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:12,042
Well, now, I've got
the liquid cure for that.

371
00:23:17,299 --> 00:23:20,416
Isn't he grand, Samantha?

372
00:23:21,637 --> 00:23:24,709
Aye, just grand.

373
00:23:27,728 --> 00:23:28,956
Of course I'm angry!

374
00:23:29,230 --> 00:23:30,902
I wake up,
and you're not in your bed!

375
00:23:31,190 --> 00:23:33,146
- You're not even in the house.
- Darrin...

376
00:23:33,443 --> 00:23:37,118
Then you come back and tell me you
went to Robinson's house with Brian.

377
00:23:37,490 --> 00:23:39,765
After I told you not to!

378
00:23:40,076 --> 00:23:42,112
It's just a lucky thing
you didn't get caught.

379
00:23:42,412 --> 00:23:45,085
We did. Mr. Robinson caught
us there.

380
00:23:45,416 --> 00:23:48,806
Oh, great! Great! Great! Great!
That does it!

381
00:23:49,170 --> 00:23:51,525
- Well, if you'd just let me explain.
- No, no, no, no.

382
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:55,310
There's nothing you could possibly say
that would make me feel any different.

383
00:23:55,678 --> 00:23:58,351
You deliberately went to that house
after I told you not to!

384
00:23:58,682 --> 00:24:01,150
McMann and Tate
have the Robinson account.

385
00:24:01,477 --> 00:24:03,354
And you're going to handle it.

386
00:24:03,646 --> 00:24:07,082
Mr. Robinson is Irish.
He was delighted to see a leprechaun.

387
00:24:07,442 --> 00:24:11,276
Brian has his pot of gold back,
and he got you the account.

388
00:24:11,655 --> 00:24:15,489
Now, you feel any differently?

389
00:24:16,703 --> 00:24:19,058
What can I say?

390
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:23,742
You can say you love me.

391
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,593
That's easy.

392
00:24:26,643 --> 00:24:31,193
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